- I will turn the stain towards me and pretend it was never there.
- I'll tell a joke about how coffee decided to become a part of me.
- I will take it as a sign that maybe it won't work out today, and I will relax.
- I frown, think that I am incapable, and spend time trying to hide it.
- I will turn this into a story for social media with the hashtag #professionalfailures.
