- I get up, brush off my knees with a smile, and jokingly bow.
- I quickly take a look to see if anyone saw me, and I hope not.
- I will start laughing and maybe I will say something like: "That was an elegant fall, wasn't it?"
- I will angrily blame the sidewalk, my shoes, or something else.
- I will stay lying down for a while, pretending that it was an artistic performance.
